people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
listening to a sad song in the car and acting like you’re in a music video
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Especially the last one damn